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This is a shovel and rake conversation. We don't need a hoe.
Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?! Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems.
Guy: You are such a pussy.Me: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
Fag: your fat like an elephantGuy: cool that means I can join your mom at the zoo