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Jack and Jill went up a hill,
So Jack could lick her candy,
Well Jack got a shock and mouthful of cock,
'Cause Jill's real name was randy.
I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
So, after beating the crap out of the nerdy kid in my class who always gets things right, I returned…Read More
Dad: Why are your eyes so red?
Son: I was smoking marijuana
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying be…Read More