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If you're sober, it's a police car... but if you're drunk it's a taxi.
I hate long lines, unless it's cocaine.In that case, I love long lines.
I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody. Violently tapping "end call" jus…Read More
I don't always have a valid argument, but when I do its later that day, in the shower