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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood...
My baby son just said his first words, but also his last. No one interrupts me when I'm talking.
I never forget my son's first words... "Where the heck have you been for 16 years?"
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy..so I got drunk.