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Shut the fudge up. You little astronaut. What the helicopter are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies.
That's how you cuss a kid out.
My children know they're in trouble when I take off my belt.
Because I'm about to go for a massive…Read More
Wanna come over to my place and watch porn on my 60 inch flat screen mirror?
Little Johnny was learning about government at school so his teacher told him to ask they're parents…Read More