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Shut the fudge up. You little astronaut. What the helicopter are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies.
That's how you cuss a kid out.
If I stole 30 grand from a bank, I would go to jail. But if I were to borrow it, with no intention o…Read More
What was Forrest Gump's password?
We celebrate Jesus brutally dying on the cross by getting a giant bunny rabbit to hide chocolate egg…Read More