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Shut the fudge up. You little astronaut. What the helicopter are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies.
That's how you cuss a kid out.
Boy:I want youGirl: AwwBoy:To leave me the f*ck alone
Me: What's up?
Me: So you're in a blank ripple of time that consists of absolutely n…Read More
A man won the lottery and came home, told his wife,"Honey, pack your clothes, I won the lottery""Oh,…Read More