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Shut the fudge up. You little astronaut. What the helicopter are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies.
That's how you cuss a kid out.
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived…Read More
Teacher: If your friend needs $5 and you give them $10, how much will you get back?
I don't care if it's 4 A.M.
I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.