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* nerds phone rings in class *
Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy?
* whole class laughs *
Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours.
* whole class is silent *
Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so f…Read More
Teacher:You failed your test.Me:You failed to educate me.
When I said "I'd hit that"
I meant with a baseball bat.