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* nerds phone rings in class *
Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy?
* whole class laughs *
Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours.
* whole class is silent *
Bitch: A wise man once told me to be myself and now I'm way ahead of you in lifeMe: Whoever told you…Read More
Bully:says your gayYou:Mate, take your tampon off so we can talk like real men
Hey man I'm dating your ex nowCool, I'm eating a sandwich...... You want those leftovers too?