Funny Joke

Once there was an horse.If someone rides on to it and says "Motherf*cker"than it runs like nobody can catch it and to stop it has to say "Bitch".
A man comes up there looking at the horse decides to get a ride so sits on it and says "motherf*cker" than he goes down the hill across the hill suddenly he realized that there was a cliff on the way immediately not stopped then he'll fall from the cliff.
With nervousness he forgets how to stop it somehow he remembers and stop it while the horse back two legs was only on the ground other two were hanging at the edge.
Takes a deep breath and says-Almost died Motherf*cker