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A surgeon went to check on his patient -- a pretty blonde -- after an operation. "You'll be fine," he said after checking her out.
"Doctor? I have kind of a personal question," she said.

"Certainly -- doctors are trained to be discreet. What's your question?"

"Well," she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter, Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

"Well yes, you'll be fine!" he replied. "It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

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