Funny Joke

There was a magician on a ship. He went through his tricks all day. Then the captain's parrot always told the audience what really made the tricks happen. "hes using a different hat" "Theres a hole in the table" the parrot would say. The magician always got mad but couldnt do anything after all it was the captains parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician was hanging onto a plank and unfortunately was stuck with the parrot. they glared at each other for days. On the 6 day the parrot finally says "I give up wheres the f*cking ship?"