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Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!911: Alright, What is it?Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!911: So what's your emergency?Boy: The ugly one is winning.
My mum never realised the irony when she called me son-of-a-bit*h
What does a baby computer call its dad?Data.
Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.