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A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
If a gay guy doesn't write a book called "Fifty Shades of Haaaaaayyy", I'll be disappointed.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
sex is like math add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and hope to god you don't multiply