There's 3 sons of a priest. They did some bad crimes. One day all of them have to drink holy water in their father's church. The first man walks up and the priest says '' What crime did you do? drink the holy water now '' he says he killed his mother. He drinks the water. The second comes up, the priest says the same thing. He says he killed his son. He drinks the water. The third comes up laughing, the priest says '' what crime did you do? '' he simply says '' i peed in the holy water ''