Funny Animal Joke

ok this is great and you just have to read it!! Hope you enjoy <3

Q: why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chickens foot!

Q: What do you get when you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?
A: A two-ton pick-up

<3 i know i did two but i cant to more because number 4 of all the rules said only 1 joke per post so im sorry people so please do not remove my posting privileges and i know this but also did you enjoy? I thought these two were pretty good and I actually came up with them myself!! I hope you enjoy, until next time!! <3 :D XD