Search for a category

Post A Joke

Joke Categories

Funny Dirty Joke

There's a fly above a river and there's a fish in the water. The fish says if that fly drops six inches I can get it.
There's a bear on the river bank that says if that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly and I can get the fish.

There's a hunter about 100 yards back that says if that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly the bear will get the fish and I'll get the bear. Also, the hunter has crackers next to him and there's a mouse.

The mouse says if that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly the bear will get the fish and the hunter will get the bear and I can get the crackers up on a hill.

There's a cat that says if that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly the bear will get the fish the hunter will get the bear the mouse will get the crackers and I can get the mouse.

So what happens the fly drops six inches, the fish gets the fly, the bear gets the fish, the hunter gets the bear, the mouse gets the crackers, but when the cat went he tripped and fell into the river. So the moral of the story is every time a fly drops six inches a pussy is sure to get wet.

comments powered by Disqus