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Q: What did the egg say before it got boiled?A: It's gonna take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid by a chick!
*Note to self It's a lot easier to stuff a turkey after it's dead.
your mouth is like a butt, when you speak shit comes out
I only drink on two occasions. When it's my birthday and when it's not.