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A blonde drops off a dress to the dry cleaners.The little Asian lady says "come again!"The blonde says, "no, its toothpaste this time."
Teacher: are you chewing boy? this is the worst blowjob I've had all day!
There was this guy named John that went to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of clocks, some…Read More
I ran over my cat with a lawnmower.
I guess you could say. *takes off glasses* I tore that pussy up…Read More