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I'd like to thank the girl with no sports bra who ran with me through the last few miles of yesterday's marathon. Your lack of support got me through.
The scientific name for a vine hangover is called "The Grape Depression"
My Mum use to hit me with a beltBut then she realized it was a waist of time
I used to go fishing with Skrillex, but they kept dropping the bass.