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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
I'm not calling you a slut, but if you were a video game you'd be rated 'E For Everyone'
If I had a dollar for every time someone tells me to grow up, I could build the coolest tree house e…Read More
How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruits, because I think I can do that.