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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
God liked Saturn so much he put a ring on it.
That awkward moment when you want to wear your apple bottom jeans but cant find your boots with the …Read More
Can't wait for summer so I can stop complaining about how cold it is and start complaining on how ho…Read More