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Wife: What's that beeping?" Me: "That's my seat belt alarm." Wife: "How can you ignore something so annoying?" Me: "Huh?"
Text message:Girl: Mom i got detention today.Mom: WHAT WHY!Girl: Well the teacher pointed a ruler at…Read More
Person at top of building: IM GONNA JUMPEveryone: NO DON'TMe: DO A FLIP
Best way to answer phone:Mario's pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce.