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Wife: What's that beeping?" Me: "That's my seat belt alarm." Wife: "How can you ignore something so annoying?" Me: "Huh?"
Person: I love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me.Me: I love it when my microwave tells me my…Read More
Teacher: Since your one talking can you solve a problem?Student: The problem is you, and the solutio…Read More
Bully: Hey dickhead how is your day?(Bully is saying to much shit) New kid: I bet your ass is gettin…Read More