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Two blondes were driving to disneyland. The sign said, "Disneyland Left". So they started crying and went home.
Son: Dad, whats it like to have a handsome son???Dad: i dont know, ask your grandpa.(the dads dad)
The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...
Teacher: Little Johnny, can you go to the map and find Madagascar?
Little Johnny: It's here Miss. (p…Read More