Search for a category
Only a genius can say these four words out loud four times without stuttering:Eye, Yam, Stew, PeedCongratulations, you are now a genius
Everything is made in China. Except babies.. they're made in VaChina.
Never underestimate a woman's ability to make anything your fault.
You traded your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? I hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.