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A man picks up answers a phone in the shopping center.
"hello darling i recently saw a necklace in a catalog and i want it, so do you mind if i use your credit card?"
"how expensive is it?" the man says
"just $1200"
"that cheap? hell i'll get four of them for you so you'll wear a different one each season"
"your so generous honey, oh i also want a ring"
"how expensive?"
"just $5000"
"get two, one for each hand"
"thank you! oh i also want a new car, it's $40000"
"sure why lot"
"i love you dear! oh i gotta go, bye"
after that the man quizzically looks around the mall and loudly asks "did anyone drop a phone?"

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