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Waiting for a mannequin with a beer belly so I can really see how that shirt will look on me.
Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.Then they call me ugly and poor.
There's always that one kid in PE who thinks it's the f*cking Olympics.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend t…Read More