Funny Racial Joke
There was a redneck who hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest down the road and thought "for all the bad stuff I've done, I'll give him a ride." So he picked up the priest and they drove along. The redneck saw a black man down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" He asked. "You missed him" the priest said. "But I took him out with the door"