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Want that milk pasteurized? No, just up to my boobs. I'll splash it in my eyes.
Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Why did God gave boys a penis? Because It's only way to shut up women!
Me:Santa do you have 3 daughters?Santa: Yes I do. Me:I guess there names are holly, jolly, frolly?Sa…Read More