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I was born to be wild, but only till about 9:00pm or so.
"When I'm feeling lonely I don't shave one of my legs so it feels like I'm sleeping next to a man."
When the zombie apocalypse finally happens, I'm moving to Washington D.C. I figure the lack of brain…Read More
Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.I'm taking this shit to a whole new level.