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Whenever I pass someone texting and driving, I throw my beer at their window.
I think the condoms need to be located in the baby aisle next to the 30 dollar diapers and 20 dollar…Read More
Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper?Her ankles
"What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket, Officer?""Keep it, when you collect four of the…Read More