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I farted in an Apple store today and everyone yelled at me. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.
I was lonely, so I bought some shares. It's nice to have a bit of company.
I'm trying to think of a Miley Cyrus joke but its not twerking.
Just back from the zoo. Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivi…Read More