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An animal has three legs. Dance, said the lion.I'll rape you tonight, said the whale.
Say girl, are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna drop a kid in you.
*At pet store*
Me: Hey look its Nemo!
Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish.
Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It…Read More