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Damn girl are you a smoke detector cause you're annoying and won't shut the f*ck up.
Guy 1 - "What you doing today?"
Guy 2 - "Nothing."
Guy 1 - "You did that yesterday..."
Guy 2 - "I wa…Read More
Teacher: Why are there rings on Saturn?Kid: Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.Teacher: Sa…Read More
Loser: Wow dude, such a fail!Me: Like your plastic surgery.