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Just back from the zoo. Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity.
I don't always roll a joint but when I do it's my ankle.
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Err...so how do you drive this thing?”
I just threw a dead Duracell out the window and it hit a police officers windshield. Ironically, He …Read More