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Just back from the zoo. Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity.
I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there.I guess I came too soon.
"Did I invite you to my barbeque?" "No" "Then why you all up In my grill?"
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
