Funny Comeback

Popular girl: *talking about famous instagramer*
Me: who's that?
Popular girl: Ew do you like not have a life? *smiles back at friends*
Me:oh no, I do. I'm just not on my phone 75% of it, missing out all the important moments in life, like your boyfriend literally flirting with that girl behind you.
Popular girl: * turns around* *hits boyfriend* What the hell Bryan!?