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Parent: Don't hold a grudge against your sibling for something they did to you. You (sarcastically): So when you punish me that's not YOU holding a grudge against ME?
Kid: I want a dragon for christmas.Santa: Be realistic.Kid: Ok, I want a loyal girlfriend.Santa: Wha…Read More
insult: I bet you havent dropped your balls.Comeback: Ask your mum i dropped them down her throat.
Police officer: Where were you between 4 and 6?