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200 lbs on Earth is only 74 lbs on Mars. I'm not fat, I'm just on the wrong planet.
I think the condoms need to be located in the baby aisle next to the 30 dollar diapers and 20 dollar…Read More
Saying you are dumped but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died but let's take it for …Read More
I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.