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Johnny:Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?Dad: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it
Wife: "Do you know how many calories are in that beer?"
Me: "Probably the same as the amount of f*ck…Read More
Girl on Facebook:OH MY GOD i just found out my grandad built the titanic !!Me:Well he didn't do a ve…Read More
Girl: If I was your wife, I would poison your drinkMan: if I was your husband I would drink it