Funny Dirty Joke
Little Johnny walked in on his parents doing it. "What are you doing" he asked. The father quickly replied, "Oh, I'm playing cards. Your mother is my wild card." "Oh, ok" Johnny replied. The next day, Johnny walks in to a room to find his father masturbating. He says, "What are you doing". "Oh playing cards again" the father replied. "But wheres your wild card" Johnny asked. His father looks at him seriously and says, "Son, you don't need a wild card if you have a good hand"