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2 kids were fighting a boy and a girlThe girl says"If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee"The boy answers"If you were my wife I would drink it"
Boss: Are you high?
Me: You and I both know that I don't make enough money to have a drug habit.
Me: *makes a flat joke*Friend: Wow! Want a prize for that?Me: Yeah, why not, I can just refund it an…Read More
Boy - Damn are those space pants because that ass is out of this world.
Girl - No, there softball pa…Read More