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If I had to rate my stress level, I'd say I'm getting close to 2007 Britney Spears.
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking."
Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's.