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I've decided on my new career. I'm going to be a reverse stripper. I walk out on stage completely naked, and people pay me to put my clothes back on.
4 reasons why I curse
1) Because I fucking want to.
2) Because I fucking can.
3) Because I don't giv…Read More
guy: how many legs does a rooster haveperson: twoguy: how many teeth does a cat haveperson: i dunnog…Read More
I ordered a penis enlarger from eBay last week. The bastard sent me a magnifying glass.