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Come sleep with me, sleep with me twice. I think that would be really nice. Look here, look here, at the size of my shoe. You know what they say. Yes it is true.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what your pussy needs.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
"Yea, flowers are nice. But have you tried going down on her with pop rocks in your mouth?"