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Come sleep with me, sleep with me twice. I think that would be really nice. Look here, look here, at the size of my shoe. You know what they say. Yes it is true.
Me: You dropped something.Girl: What'd I drop?Me: Your standards... Hi I'm Vinny.
Do you work at subway because you just made me a footlong
Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made us beautiful. What the f*ck happened to you?