Search for a category
Get the Best Jokes to Your Social Media!
On a scale of 1 to 10 you're 9 and i'm the 1 you need <3
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what your pussy needs.
I hear the word of the day is legs, so why don't we go back to my place and spread the word..
guy: Is your phone in your back pocket?
guy: Because that ass is calling me.