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What did the frog do when it'd had enough of life? Kermit-Suicide.
*At pet store*
Me: Hey look its Nemo!
Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish.
Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?It gets toad away.
What sound does a horny toad make?
RUB IT, RUB IT