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Guy: can i spend Halloween at your house?Girl: yeah sure what will u be wearingGuy:My birthday suit
Guy: Am I dead?Girl: No why?Guy: Cause I thought you were an angel.
Are you a bowling ball?Because I want to pick you up and stick my fingers in your holes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 you're 9 and i'm the 1 you need