Funny Comeback

Retard: What would you buy for 1$
Me: I don't know, your mom for 5 minutes.
crowd: ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoohohohoh
retard: At least I have one unlike you. Me: Well, at least my birth cirtificate is not a appoligy letter from a condom factory unlike yours. crowd: sit down b*tch