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Little Johnny sat silently at the back of the class, along with his fellow students. His teacher began discussing vocabulary. She asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Mary raised her hand and said, 'I went to the beach yesterday, and the sea was fascinating'.

The teacher replied, 'Good attempt, Mary, but I want "fascinate", not "fascinating"'.

Harry waved his hand and stated, 'We visited Grandpa's farm yesterday and I was fascinated.'

Ms Davids shook her head. 'The word is "fascinate", but good try.'

Little Johnny waved his hand wildly at the teacher. "My aunt bought a new 10-button shirt the other day, but her boobs are too big and she can only fasten eight'. XD

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