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If you're with me when I die, remember 2 things: 1) Destroy my phone 2) Make DAMN SURE my phones destroyed
That frustrating moment when your almost done with your cereal and the last five pieces are like, "H…Read More
Mom: "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be in the Kitchen?"
I've never been h…Read More
What's the worst way to scare a gay person. Scare them straight