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Thanks, motion sensor restroom sinks, I only wanted to wash my hands for 0.0000251 seconds anyway.
Just got a booty call from life, apparently it still wants to keep fucking me.
There's always that one kid in PE who thinks it's the f*cking Olympics.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.