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Random person: Why are you such a smartass.You: Well if you don't say dumb shit i won't have to be one.
Kid: Nice V-neck looks like my sisters
Me: Oh I must of picked up the wrong shirt after I fucked her…Read More
Loser: Fail!Me: That's what your mom said when she gave birth to you
Bf: i made a lot of mistakes in my life and it seems like its not working out we really need to brea…Read More