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Random person: Why are you such a smartass.You: Well if you don't say dumb shit i won't have to be one.
Moron: You're dick's small!Me: Not really, let me just tell your mom to stop sucking so I can show y…Read More
if I was a police officer and looking at you, I would arrest you for disturbance of peace
Friend: -and they lived happily ever after.Me: Cool story, bro. Wanna hear mine?Friend: Sure!Me: Onc…Read More