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Random person: Why are you such a smartass.You: Well if you don't say dumb shit i won't have to be one.
When your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me again"
Reply... "That's the point"
Everytime I go to a wedding......Grandparents: *poke* *poke* Ur next. Ur nextMe: Next time I go to a…Read More
Me: You're a f*cking pussy...Asshole: You are what you eat...Me: Your moms doesn't count...