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Girl: Justin Bieber has 1 book, 56 awards, 86 shows, over 18 million fans. What do you have?Me: A penis
If Disney buys Twitter we'll only have 139 characters because one always dies.
Snooki just gave birth? Impossible. Oranges are seedless.
I wonder what chairs think about all day:Oh here comes another asshole.~ Robin Williams