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Your Momma is so ugly that when it was Christmas Santa came laughing HO HO (Santa see's your mom) HOLY SH*T
Yo Momma be like a vacuum; she sucks, blows, and gets laid In the closet.
Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.
Yo mama is like a hen house, cocks fly in and out all day